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READER FEEDBACK...

Q.   "Got any Irish Sayings for Saint Patrick's Day?"

A.   Sure.  And here they are...

"MAY YOU BE IN HEAVEN HALF AN HOUR
BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD!"

And this one is nice...

"MAY YOUR NEIGHBORS RESPECT YOU,
TROUBLE NEGLECT YOU,
THE ANGELS PROTECT YOU,
AND HEAVEN ACCEPT YOU."

And, of course, there's Murphy's Law...

-  NOTHING IS AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.
-  EVERYTHING TAKES LONGER THAN YOU EXPECT.
-  AND IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG, IT WILL AT THE
   WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT.

Bianca sends her best wishes...

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Have a really...

Until next week, this is  your computer guy, changing the world one computer user at a time.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE... `

       ...When President Bill Clinton visited the Pope at the Vatican, he noticed a red phone on a small table in the corner of the office.

After several minutes of conversation, Clinton asked the Pope what the red phone was.

The Holy Father told him that it was a very special phone with a direct line to God. However, the Pope told Clinton he rarely used it because it cost $20,000 a minute from the Vatican.

Clinton accepted this explanation without another thought.

As he continued his tour of European countries, Clinton visited Ireland. While visiting the office of the Catholic Archbishop in Ireland he noticed a similar red phone. Being curious, Clinton asked the Archbishop what it was used for.

The Irish Archbishop told Clinton it was a direct line to God, and he used it whenever he had a puzzling question or concern.

Clinton asked if the calls were quite expensive since the Pope had to pay $20,000 a minute when he used his red phone in the Vatican.

"Oh no," replied the Archbishop, "In Ireland it’s a local call".

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I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover

I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
No need explaining the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four leaf clover
That I over-looked before!

MacNamara's Band

Oh, me name is MacNamara, I'm the leader of the band
Although we're few in numbers, we're the finest in the land
We play at wakes and weddings, and all the fancy balls
And when we play the funerals, you know we'll give our all!

Oh, the drums go bang and the cymbals clang 
And the horns they blaze away
McCarthy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes do play
And Henessee Tennessee tootles the flute 
And the music is somethin' grand
A credit to old Ireland is MacNamara's band

Right now we are rehearsin' for a very swell affair
The annual celebration, all the gentry will be there
When General Grant to Ireland came he took me by the hand
Says he, "I never saw the likes of MacNamara's Band"

Oh, the drums go bang and the cymbals clang 
And the horns they blaze away
McCarthy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes do play
And Henessee Tennessee tootles the flute 
And the music is somethin' grand
A credit to old Ireland is MacNamara's band

Oh, my name is Uncle Julius and from Sweden I did come
To play with MacNamara's Band and beat the big bass drum
And when I march along the street the ladies think I'm grand
They shout, "There's Uncle Julius playin' with an Irish band!"

Oh, I wear a bunch of shamrocks and a uniform of green
And I'm the funniest lookin' Swede that you have ever seen
There is O'Brians, O'Ryans, O'Sheehans and Meehans, 
They come from Ireland
But, by yimminy, I'm the only Swede in MacNamara's Band

Oh, the drums go bang and the cymbals clang 
And the horns they blaze away
McCarthy pumps the old bassoon while I the pipes do play
And Henessee Tennessee tootles the flute 
And the music is somethin' grand
A credit to old Ireland is MacNamara's band

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a morn in spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.
There's a tear in your eye, 
and I'm wondering why,
For it never should be there at all.
With such power in your smile, 
sure a stone you'd beguile,
So there's never a teardrop should fall.
When your sweet lilting laughter's 
like some fairy song,
And your eyes twinkle bright as can be,
You should laugh all the while 
and all other times smile,
And now smile a smile for me.

Chorus
When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a morn in spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay.
And when Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, they steal your heart away.

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